SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
"OOPS I DIDNT MEAN TO USE THIS IMAGE OMG IM SO EMBARRASSED" lyin ass….
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
Those poor unfortunate souls
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
if my jokes offend you:
- i’m sorry
- it won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- you’re a pussy
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom